I'm having another breakdown

Awe jings, it's half past nine in the morning and I'm having a breakdown. Can I take it? Will I last until tea-time? We'll wait and see!!!

I suffer from hay-fever and part of that is house dust, carpet bugs and bed bugs and a bloke living on his own is a bit of a disaster and I admit it - I am that man!!! So today I am dealing with the problem. I'm washing the bedding, vacuuming the carpets, the sofa, seats, chairs, stairs and the bed. If it stay still, I'll vacuum it. If it doesn't stay still then I'll chase it and then vacuum it.

I don't want to do any sneezing tonight - or wheezing or scratching for that matter ;))

I've done the hall and the living room, even the kitchen and when I finish my cuppa I'm heading up the stairs to vacuum the bedroom carpet, the matress and the pillows - and I will stand proud.

I will stand proud and tell everyone - everyone - that I have spent the morning reading the news and drinking tea :))

Life is a disaster

Life is a complete disaster - or it was anyway. I picked up a bug from somewhere and it made life on the computer absolute hell. It's all cleaned up now but I wish that I knew just who inflicted it on me, I'd be right around to tell their mother.

I work as a Moderator on another site and the Administrator was good enough to suggest that I try Malwarebytes so that was what I did and it sorted the problem out perfectly.

No doubt the bugs will be back but I can now deal with the problem.