Don't go to work on Monday

Oh no - I've just spotted the forecast from the Met Office. Don't go to work on Monday, don't go to school then either, even if you're the Janny!!!

If you do go to work or school, even hospital for heart surgery or to get those warts (we won't mention where they are) removed, then it's guaranteed that you won't miss the snow that's forecast for Scalloway because the minute that they put out the forecast, it's a racing certainty that the wind will change direction or the temperature will go up to crazy levels - unless you go to work, school, hospital, church, in fact, if you go to church then you'll get snowed in for a fortnight and when you do finally get home you'll find out that the wife, husband, lover, whatever has left you so that they could get it together with your wife, husband, lover, whatever.

So, that's you all warned ;)